videohall: Dog eats traffic
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
tyleroakley: sweet-bitsy: ERMAHGERD...
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
laugh-your-butt-off: deadspiderinthepool: gazzymouse: ‘the fuck did I just watch? At first I was like aww how cute then WHAT IS GOING ON That isn’t right…. the children omg
25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...– January Nelson (via tyleroakley)
Americans 364 days of the year: God, America is so stupid I hate it so much. Everything here sucks. Why can't we be awesome like Canada? Our country sucks, our politics suck, everything sucks. Wish I could leave and live in England ugh.
Americans on the 4th of July: WOW I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT I AM HERE APART OF THE FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATES WOW AMERICA YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF IN AWESOMENESS TODAY YOU DESERVE A PRIZE OF SWEET JUSTICE. HERE LET US WATCH A BEAUTIFUL FIREWORK SHOW AND LISTEN TO PARTY IN THE USA AND LOOK AT BALD EAGLES AND GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER FREEDOM WITH A SIDE OF FREEDOM. WE CAN DO THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE F R E E D O M. GOD BLESS AMERICA.