tyleroakley: Like, ever.
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
That awkward moment when your family's guest...
lolsofunny: I’m like: laugh to stay strong :D
don’t get attached to tv programs because they will go on hiatus and you will die
porsch4silv4: thegirlincendio: Dear Tom...
horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
me halfway through curling my hair: i don't want to do this anymore
me: i want that
me: checks price tag
buttgenie: writeworld: Instead of whispered, consider: murmured mumbled muttered breathed sighed hissed mouthed uttered intoned susurrated purred said in an undertone gasped hinted said low said into someone’s ear said softly said under one’s breath said in hushed tones insinuated aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear